Dear people who speak (at all times) as though they are in the gold medal championship round of I-bet-my-bottom-dollar-that-I’m-louder-than-a-mega-phone-loud-speaker-and-just-to-prove-it-I’ll-yell-out-meaningless-words-that-no-one-cares-about-such-as-CORN NUTS!,
OMFG!!! Please use your inside voice. This will save my socks from being stuffed like a pimento into an olive accidentally placed in your mouth…. or something.
Love,
Allergic to you.xo
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Can we go ahead and discuss “Close Talkers” too? Yes, I’m able to fully understand you at 2 feet away…being 3 inches from my face will not help, and P.S….you have some broccoli in your teeth from lunch. Take a breath mint.
Ha! Very true!
WHAT? PARDON? SPEAK UP!!!!
