Dear teacher-like heels,
You are not good for running to the bus. You are only good for face plants, and you know, that’s embarrassing in front of a bus load of people. Also, you are loud.
We’re broken up. It’s been a slice.
Maybe I should try these:
Or on second thought….
Love,
Allergic to you.xo
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