Moron #460,336

7 Oct

Dear Moron #460,336,

Next time you laugh hysterically at the fact that the bus driver won’t let me on the fifth bus that has passed because it’s too damn full of your hipster teenage dropout buddies, I will not hesitate to do a jigg on your foot with my impressively sharp teacher-like heels. True story.

Love,

Allergic to you. xo

– Over and out –

 

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