Moron #451

12 Jan

Dear people who have yet to read,  ‘Cell Phone Etiquette for Dummies’,

Please proceed to page 3, section 1.2.  It states:

Hey asshole! If you’re going to place your phone on your desk and you don’t have an actual office with a door that can be closed and whatnot, use your genius brain and try the brand new exciting cell phone features, such as, vibrate (ooooh!) and silent (aaahhh!), or at last resort, reject the call.  I mean, come on.  Once every blue moon is accidental.  Twenty-seven times a day is ludicrous. It’s no longer 1991, you aren’t Zack Morris (I think), and I’m pretty positive that I’m not the only one who wants to shove that annoying default ringtone down your throat.

Love,

Allergic to you. xo

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2 Responses to “Moron #451”

  1. Prokostanator January 12, 2011 at 8:00 pm #

    Come on, you love the default Nokia ring tone!

    • silentorchestra January 12, 2011 at 11:12 pm #

      Oh yes, with all of my heart and soul.

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