Dear people who speak (at all times) as though they are in the gold medal championship round of I-bet-my-bottom-dollar-that-I’m-louder-than-a-mega-phone-loud-speaker-and-just-to-prove-it-I’ll-yell-out-meaningless-words-that-no-one-cares-about-such-as-CORN NUTS!,
OMFG!!! Please use your inside voice. This will save my socks from being
stuffed like a pimento into an olive accidentally placed in your mouth…. or something.
Allergic to you.xo