LOUD talkers

13 Jan

Dear people who speak (at all times) as though they are in the gold medal championship round of I-bet-my-bottom-dollar-that-I’m-louder-than-a-mega-phone-loud-speaker-and-just-to-prove-it-I’ll-yell-out-meaningless-words-that-no-one-cares-about-such-as-CORN NUTS!,

OMFG!!! Please use your inside voice.  This will save my socks from being stuffed like a pimento into an olive accidentally placed in your mouth…. or something.


Allergic to you.xo


3 Responses to “LOUD talkers”

  1. auntbethany January 13, 2011 at 3:57 pm #

    Can we go ahead and discuss “Close Talkers” too? Yes, I’m able to fully understand you at 2 feet away…being 3 inches from my face will not help, and P.S….you have some broccoli in your teeth from lunch. Take a breath mint.

    • silentorchestra January 13, 2011 at 4:41 pm #

      Ha! Very true!

  2. Prokostanator January 13, 2011 at 5:41 pm #



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