Burnt toast

20 Apr

Dear humans that make toast,

You’ve got me thinking I’m having seizures, for real. Come on, now. It’s not rocket science, brain surgery, or hopscotch.

It’s toast. Simple as that.

And get this: The toaster even cooks it for you!

See, you put this bread in the machiney thing, set the lightness/darkness, push the button and…. holy shit, crunchy warm bread comes out!! Who knew life could be so grand?!

Even cartoons know the difference.

For instructions on how to use the toaster, please refer to your brain and/or google search the word ‘toast’. Seriously.

Love,

Allergic to you.xo

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