Dear hipster teenage dropout who laughed and pointed at me when I almost wiped out on a random spot of ice while crossing the intersection,
1. That was mean. I’m judgemental and bitchy too, but at least I have the tact to keep it to a delightfully themed blog.
2. Karma’s a bitch (likely the main reason you slipped and actually fell when you crossed that same spot). ZING!
3. For lack of a better reaction:
Allergic to you. xo