This just in:
Man gives girl seat on subway in rush hour, girl nearly dies from shock.
Dear random man who gave me his hot commodity (that’s a subway seat, people… get your mind out of the gutter),
It’s a christmas miracle!!! Yeah, it’s a few months late, but hey, I’ll take what I can get. If you didn’t have a ring on I probably would have jumped you. Thank you for your seat and temporarily restoring my faith in humanity.
Allergic to you.xo