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Bigfoot-ish hairy toes

22 Dec

Dear rock star who sported a festive Bill Cosby sweater, fluorescent green toque,  floral print pashmina, Adidas trackpants, and pink flipflops (which exposed your dirty bigfoot-ish hairy toes, which really, you should think about covering up since it’s winter, or, hey, at the very least shave that shit, it’s nasty) today on the subway,

Congratulations! Winner! Gagnon! You have left me speechless (other than this most fabulous snippet).

Since you’ve already given up on life, please proceed to the nearest store that sells these god awful sorry excuses for shoes as your prize:


Allergic to you. xo

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